So the head waitress was out of town because of plans for thanksgiving so this gave us one less person to rely on, one less hand to help out with and one less person to lead. Now there was no need to argue over power and superiority as everyone saw each other as equals, except my bartender who obviously thinks she is the overseer of the restaurant. All bark and no bite, the bitch parades the restaurant as if it was her own dog park, growling at others and instantly running in fear once confronted. Now I don’t want to continue talking about Lindsay because it’s just gonna destroy my mood and probably put a gigantic block on me.
I came in the restaurant and immediately had sidejobs to do, I do it with no hesitation and I do it with pin-point accuracy, nailing everything spot on and being as fast as I can. A woman walks in with 4 children, they weren’t well behaved children and from the looks of it they we’re gonna be quite a hassle so I immediately thought of something to see to it that I do not get this table. The woman saw Lindsay at the bar and immediately says hello, an opening is found and now I just need to strike. I sat them at their table and told them that a server will be on their way to take care of them, I walk over to Lindsay and casually say with a surprised look in my face that the woman had requested her to take care of them. She replies with utmost confidence, “I thought so, she really likes me”. Fuckin’ bitch, are you really gonna tell me that? They didn’t even mention your name to me and it just so happens that I didn’t wanna deal with little assholes so I passed it on to you, simple. Now you might say that what I did was wrong but lets be real for a second, imagine that you hate someone, you won’t give them roses correct? Instead you’d give them something that might set them back, hurt or worst case kill them(I am just joking on this one, don’t do the latter two), so I did just that. Benefit myself and bring her down. Evil maybe, wrong? I’m not entirely sure but she deserves it. She then goes off and tells me how and why the lady that did not request her loves her. I couldn’t think of anything other than laugh at her because it was nearing the point that it was pathetic.
Egotrips are nice every once in awhile but to do so to an extent beyond your actual capability, now that is just foolish. Wake up and smell the roses, you are not as good as you think you are. So get off your high horse, sit down and shut up. It isn’t bad to toot your own horn but don’t push it, no point in beating a dead horse.
Time to sleep, it’s 4:50AM and that song 5′o clock song with Lily Allen started playing…
Your waiter today.